Dunhillium Theory

The relativity of cigarettes and alcohol is pretty hard to comprehend. If you do not smoke or drink, you have no fucking idea what the hell it's all about, eventhough you have convinced yourself otherwise. So don't even talk about it if you have never been in the genre. Cause if you're a non-smoker trying to convince a smoker, you'll just be a laughing stock for one of their cigarette breaks.