Empty Scrotum Syndrome

Cameron Diaz reportedly snatched at a cute Asian reporter for taking photographs of boyfriend Justin T. This is what happens when a guy spews way too much semen than his sacks can produce:

"I have to admit, being followed by photographers all damn day would get pretty annoying. So I definitely understand when I hear a celeb snapped at a snapper. But there's no excuse for letting your girlfriend do it for you... and then pounding your chest like King Kong as the dude lies bloodied on the ground. Nice work, JT. No wonder your voice is so high pitched. You, my friend, are suffering from a nasty case of Empty Scrotum Syndrome. Cameron was obviously acting out of frustration. Whether it was due to a few harmless photographers or the constant reminder that her boyfriend will never be able to father children, I guess we'll never know."

Come on Cameron. You are way too hot for him.