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A common advice. Be good at what you do.
Pop Quiz: I wasn’t single at all during high school. Which part of having a high school girlfriend do I miss the most? (There's only one correct answer.)
A) Her bitching.
B) Fighting.
C) Buying expensive gifts.
D) Not remembering anniversaries or birthdays.
E) Jacking off using acne cream in her bathroom because I know she’s about to use sex as a tool to manipulate me.
F) Holding hands and not looking at other girls in public.
G) Having the life slowly sucked out of me.
H) Apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong.
I) THE CONSISTENT SEX.
J) Pretending her friends don’t bother me.
K) Pretending I don’t want to have sex with her friends.
L) Getting in trouble when I tell my friends about our sex life.
M) Getting in trouble when I don’t tell my friends about our sex life (“You must think I’m ugly!!”)
N) Getting criticized for watching SportsCenter more than three times in a day.
O) Having to leave the house to do stuff.
P) Wearing clothes that I hate.
Q) Not being allowed to be myself during “that time of the month.”
R) Not being allowed to be myself ever.
S) Seeing “Baby Shower Monthly” in her backpack and a smile on her face when her period is five days late.
T) Explaining things very slowly.
U) Neglecting my friends.
V) Lying a lot.
W) Being lied to a lot.
X) Not drinking alcohol unless she's supervising me.
Y) Knowing how to use a telephone.
Z) Not having fun. Ever.
Your high school relationship isn't going anywhere. Use it to learn about sex." Almost perfectly said.
" All I’m saying is 99% of high school relationships don’t last. So if you’re in one, and you want to get as much out of it as you can before it inevitably ends, have sex until it hurts. Hindsight is 20/20, so listen to someone who knows.
Pop Quiz: I wasn’t single at all during high school. Which part of having a high school girlfriend do I miss the most? (There's only one correct answer.)
A) Her bitching.
B) Fighting.
C) Buying expensive gifts.
D) Not remembering anniversaries or birthdays.
E) Jacking off using acne cream in her bathroom because I know she’s about to use sex as a tool to manipulate me.
F) Holding hands and not looking at other girls in public.
G) Having the life slowly sucked out of me.
H) Apologizing when I didn’t do anything wrong.
I) THE CONSISTENT SEX.
J) Pretending her friends don’t bother me.
K) Pretending I don’t want to have sex with her friends.
L) Getting in trouble when I tell my friends about our sex life.
M) Getting in trouble when I don’t tell my friends about our sex life (“You must think I’m ugly!!”)
N) Getting criticized for watching SportsCenter more than three times in a day.
O) Having to leave the house to do stuff.
P) Wearing clothes that I hate.
Q) Not being allowed to be myself during “that time of the month.”
R) Not being allowed to be myself ever.
S) Seeing “Baby Shower Monthly” in her backpack and a smile on her face when her period is five days late.
T) Explaining things very slowly.
U) Neglecting my friends.
V) Lying a lot.
W) Being lied to a lot.
X) Not drinking alcohol unless she's supervising me.
Y) Knowing how to use a telephone.
Z) Not having fun. Ever.
Your high school relationship isn't going anywhere. Use it to learn about sex." Almost perfectly said.
posted by A.D. at 1:26 AM
2 Comments:
I have to totally agree with that. I didn't understand a single shit you were trying to say. And to eliminate all confusion, the quiz was intended for straight, heterosexual guys only. Sorry for not making it clear before this. I keep forgetting that this blog is run by a 70% female ratio. And just to be clear again, everything in grey is not mine, but a quote from a third person or media. So don't fucking bite me in the ass for it.
And that was a general statement, i was not particularly being mean to a single person, nor do i treat different people (to be more exact, different girls) differently.
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