Crouching Thief, Hidden burglar
Ain't nothing like a burglar to bring together a neighbourhood. Yesterday night, someone jumped over the fence of the house right behind mine. A concerned neighbour saw and immediately alerted the owner of the house. He went a step further and told most of the neighbouhood.
Before long there was around 40 chinese men in the house, each holding a stick and looking through every nook and crany for the missing thief. It looked like a chinese gang fight was taking place. These were big guys, with big stick that could beat any poor miserable thief into a pulp.
And i didnt know i had so many big neighbours who just happen to have big sticks handy and who are more than willing to use it. Makes me feel safe. I just better remember not to hv my dog poop in their lawn or do anything that might piss them off. Wouldnt want them coming after me with their sticks. Oh no sirree.
The thief managed to escape. But he and others like him would be wise to not mess with this neighbourhood again.
I mean seriously Mr. Thief, did you see the size of their sticks?!!
Before long there was around 40 chinese men in the house, each holding a stick and looking through every nook and crany for the missing thief. It looked like a chinese gang fight was taking place. These were big guys, with big stick that could beat any poor miserable thief into a pulp.
And i didnt know i had so many big neighbours who just happen to have big sticks handy and who are more than willing to use it. Makes me feel safe. I just better remember not to hv my dog poop in their lawn or do anything that might piss them off. Wouldnt want them coming after me with their sticks. Oh no sirree.
The thief managed to escape. But he and others like him would be wise to not mess with this neighbourhood again.
I mean seriously Mr. Thief, did you see the size of their sticks?!!
posted by Nashenee at 10:02 PM
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