Will Work for Money.
After much procrastinating, i finally came around to finishing my resume. Writing a resume is like being forced to eat my sisters vegetarian meatloaf while having a root canal. Somehow i managed to get off my lazy butt to write it, prayed for inspiration but none came. Just what exactly am i supposed to write in a resume? " I wanna be fucking rich so mister, would you please give me a fucking job?" If there was such thing as an honest resume, that would be it.
I managed to get me some resume tips. One said "Resumes are like adverts, you are looking to sell youself to an employer." An advert? Cant i just do like the house to house salesman and go bugging the life out of some employer until they hire me? Another wise resume guru said " Candidates must accentuate their strengths and de-emphasize their weakness." And just how do u do that? I am just a tad bit absent minded, a tiny bit stupid, and occasionally utterly clueless? Rather than de-emphasize my weakness, y not just not write about it at all?
My resume is done. Now all i hv to do is wait. Oh, silly me. I hv to send my resumes 1st, then i wait. Yeah, just a tad bit absent minded.
I managed to get me some resume tips. One said "Resumes are like adverts, you are looking to sell youself to an employer." An advert? Cant i just do like the house to house salesman and go bugging the life out of some employer until they hire me? Another wise resume guru said " Candidates must accentuate their strengths and de-emphasize their weakness." And just how do u do that? I am just a tad bit absent minded, a tiny bit stupid, and occasionally utterly clueless? Rather than de-emphasize my weakness, y not just not write about it at all?
My resume is done. Now all i hv to do is wait. Oh, silly me. I hv to send my resumes 1st, then i wait. Yeah, just a tad bit absent minded.
posted by Nashenee at 5:36 PM
3 Comments:
Why, did Shell ditch you?
i would not use the word ditch..i much prefer to think of it as Shell being kind enough to let me go because they knew i am jus too good for them.
After going thru the torture of writing a resume, i damn well better get a job. Y do i need a comb? its not like im gonna use it to comb my hair or anything. If looks count, ill jus find myself a blind employer,problem solved.
i feel ur pain.......
i hate resume writing too ........stupid thingy..but thats' the way life is.....lie if u must ...it alwiz helps
hehehhe
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