One, Again.

The fine looking thing is back at her game. A No. 1 debut. Again. Just when the other artistes thought that they finally got rid of her from reigning the charts. This where she says, "Come and rub my smooth delicate silky ass". And then i would say something like "Please, i beg you. Let me."

LOS ANGELES, California (Billboard) -- Notching the best opening sales week of her career with her eighth studio album, "The Emancipation of Mimi" (Island/IDJMG), Mariah Carey unseats 50 Cent from his six-week reign in the top post on the Billboard 200. "Mimi" moved 404,000 copies in the United States, according to Nielsen SoundScan, putting her well ahead of 50 Cent's "The Massacre," as well as new albums by Mudvayne and Garbage. Carey last reached the Billboard 200 summit in 1997 with "Butterfly" (Columbia), which started with 235,000 copies and has sold 3.7 million to date. Hailed in advertisements as "the return of the voice," Carey's latest is considered by many to be a comeback for the once untouchable superstar. -- CNN

Living Skills

Being a girl, one of my basic living skill is cooking (should have been actually). To those who don't know me, I can't cook at all. My mum and I always get into arguments due to this. I still remember my Kemahiran Hidup teacher saying 'Burger pun tak tahu buat. Budak macam u, rumahtangga hancur'. Despite all that and all the kutukan from my friends itself was not much bothered until this past few days. I'm not staying in campus anymore. I'm in Vista Angkasa with my friends. Everybody cooked for themselves there since it's cheaper. For the first 2 days there was no complain. Then the nightmare started. I was asked to cook since they are working. My official cooking class started on Friday. After cooking I have to recite the recipes to my friends at night just to make sure I don't forget. I've done a few dishes such as potato curry, dhall curry and chicken masala. It's a very good experience although it's quite irritating at times. I know I'm 23 and I should have started a long time ago but at least I started. My mum still doesn't believe that I've started to learn to cook. Anybody with new recipes out there... do share it with me..

Wanted: CSI Kuala Lumpur

Have you guys been reading the local dailes lately? I for one am totally hooked to the recent crime investigations. Maybe its an overdose of CSI, but i do believe that Malaysia crime scene is starting to heat up. I am not in any way a proponent of these crimes, i hv never and hope to never ever be a sadist. However after hearing more rape-cum-murder and snatch theft that i can stomach, its a relief that criminal minds of the country are broadening their horizons.
The Soosai Dead or Alive Mystery is like something you'd find only in thriller novels- a cross between Patricia Cornwell and Dean Koontz. Soosai is like the Da Vinci of Malaysian criminals. A bad, bad man - but a revolutionary. Faking your own death to collect insurance, hiding inconspicuously in another counry,and luring your daughters boyfriends parents just to get back at them - i gotta give him credit for ingenuity. The man should get caught, and should pay for his crimes- but i assure you there are lots of Malaysians out there who are secretly impressed, or at least amused by his sheer creativity in pulling of these mind boggling crimes.
The Bad Asses of Malaysia are getting more resourceful and smart. But when all the dust and the sensation has settled down, what he is alleged of doing is wrong. I hope Si Soosay gets caught soon, cuz hurting others is not cool. No matter how smart or interesting it may seem. It just aint cool.

Mixed Breed Wholphin

HONOLULU, Hawaii -- Officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said on Thursday that everyone reading this must contribute a sufficient amount of money 'till i have enough to purchase or at least to pay criminals to kidnap one of these for me.

HONOLULU, Hawaii -- The only whale-dolphin mix in captivity has given birth to a playful female calf. Officials at Sea Life Park Hawaii said on Thursday, that the calf was born on December 23 to Kekaimalu, a mix of a false killer whale and an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin. Her slick skin is an even blend of a dolphin's light gray and the black coloring of a false killer whale. She is jumbo-sized compared with purebred dolphins, and is already the size of a one-year-old bottlenose.
Although false killer whales and Atlantic bottlenose dolphins are different species, they are classified within the same family by scientists. "They are not that far apart in terms of taxonomy," said Louis Herman, a leading expert in the study of marine mammals.
There have been reports of wholphins in the wild, he said.
Kekaimalu, whose name means "from the peaceful ocean," was born 19 years ago after a surprise coupling between a 14-foot, 2,000-pound false killer whale and a 6-foot, 400-pound dolphin. The animals were the leads in the park's popular tourist water show, featured in the Adam Sandler movie "50 First Dates." -- CNN

Overdosage Of Mid Valley

As it is I live very near to Mid Valley (being a UM student of course) so it's quite common for me and my friends to hang out there at times. But this week has been a total disaster. I've been going to Mid valley everyday. Last Tuesday it was twice in the same day. It wasn't planned. I had to meet my ex-classmate for lunch and he suggested Mid Valley. I had to go to temple, I had to buy movie tickets...... you guessed it rite.... Mid Valley. I think I'm gonna puke if anybody is going to talk about Mid Valley again. The Putra Feeder Bus driver is saying hi and bye to me these days. That explains how many times he sees me in the bus. How pathetic is that. I think I should change my hang out place. Maybe The Curve, 1 Utama or any others. Ok I got to go. I'm meeting my friend for lunch at Mid Valley today. We are catching a movie after that.

Bad Ass Granmas

A coupla Da Fingers are crooked. Whats the diagnosis - athritis or erectile dysfunction?

Like That Ya'll

Mariah Carey's album released today. A fine looking album cover. Think the title is fucked up though. She should have named it something like "Please Rape Me" or "Let Me Bare Myself For You". You know, something of the ordinary.

Zero Cents Per Minute

Download this software now. All you need is a microphone and speakers to use it. This software (it's free to download by the way) uses the P2P technology as the backbone (the same type of network used by file sharing softwares like Kazaa and Napster) and lets you call other people who are connected to this software for Absolutely Free. It's getting really popular on the net, especially among students around KL. It seems there's hardly any lag time between conversations. Pretty cool features like conference calls and instant messaging also included. It works exactly like a phone, except that there's no charges. I've only made a test call so far and am waiting for one of you guys to test it with. Download it here.

What we’ve got is a simple bit of software we want to give you. It’ll let you make free calls to your friends all over the world. And we don’t want any money for it. It’s free. You could think of us as the big, free Internet telephony company. We prefer to think of ourselves as a big group hug, even a present. Yes… that’s it… we’re a present… but without the ribbon. -- Skype.com

Picture Perfect

Today morning, i revisited my high school in Kajang, appropriately named Kajang High School. I dreaded going there, but my mom wouldnt stop nagging me till i collecrted my STPM cert. Dont get me wrong- I loved my years at High School but i so didnt want to bump into my ex-teachers. For the life of me, i wouldnt know what to talk to them.
Back to my story. So i went to High School, after nearly 2 years of steering clear of it. And oh my, its as if time stood still for this big, packed, testerone-reeking school. Everything looked the same. And that somehow made me feel better. Its good to know that the school that i once knew is the very same school that know is.
It was the photo shooting day today. Form Six students, girls in white and blue and guys in white were getting ready to get their picture taken. . I remember how i used to hate having my photo taken, i still do. But i always felt we the 6 AF always made a pretty little picture. Not because we ourselves were pretty (although many of u are), we just looked so good together. Today only a handful of us remain close friends. So its nice that we still have our pretty little picture of our days in High School.
And btw, our STPM certs r no more there. Have to go to JPS to retrieve them.

Phobia

Everybody has phobias. Guess what I have a phobia of going in the lift alone. Especially dark looking lifts. Ok stop laughing me. I know I'm gonna be 23 but I still can't figure out why. Lifts look so eerie to me. I'm having this phobia since the age of 10. I always thought it would fade off as I grow up but it never happened. Whenever I'm forced to go in the lift alone, I just step in the lift, push the button, keep my head down and stand so close to the entrance. I've never had a bad experience in lifts but this phobia has always been within me. I try my best to go with company. I'm not sure whether my friends have noticed this. Nobody has asked me anything. There was once a situation where I chose to use the stairs to go up to the 5th floor because I was alone. I know I sound like a loser but I really don't know how to get over this. Everybody out there has a phobia... I get the goose bumps when I'm all alone in a lift.

Gmail Now 2GBs, Or Not

Gmail has just announced that they will be gradually increasing the storage limit for current Gmail user to 2 Gigabytes. Now, whether or not this is just some foolish April fool's day prank, it is really getting some serious buzz through the net community.

SAN FRANCISCO -- Google Inc. plans to double the capacity of its e-mail inboxes Friday as the online search giant ups the ante in its fight with Microsoft Corp. and Yahoo Inc. for the loyalty of Web surfers. Google plans to give users its Gmail service 2 gigabytes of storage for messages, digital photos and other attachments. The company plans to continue expanding the limit as fast as technology allows, a Google executive said Thursday. -- Los Angeles Times

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