Revenge At The Premier

Pass me a lightsaber and i will slice these moronic fans upper-body off. If these kids came into hands of actual working lightsabers, there'll be school-slicings instead of school-shootings. Okay i'm sorry, that was uncalled for. I'm just a little lightsaber-deprived eversince my lightsaber, I mean my brother's lightsaber, was bitten into pieces by my bloody dog.

SAN FRANCISCO May 13, 2005 — Kids dressed like Luke Skywalker. Adults were decked out as stormtroopers. And "Star Wars" stars past and present soaked up the adulation.
From San Francisco to New York on Thursday, hundreds of "Star Wars" fanatics turned out in 10 cities and paid up to $500 apiece to attend the premiere of the final film in the series, "Star Wars: Episode III Revenge of the Sith."
In San Francisco, a red carpet lined the side of Sony Metreon theater, where volunteers dressed like stormtroopers, X-wing pilots and bounty hunter Boba Fett. Fans gathered for a glimpse of director George Lucas. --ABC News