Flawless Soul?

All our thoughts, displayed in a very creative controlled environment. That's just what this is. Link.

Unpopular Now Popular

Los Angeles -- Alba, 24, said before she battled bad guys in her fantasy film or as Fox TV's Dark Angel she waged real life battles against obsessive compulsive disorder, anxiety attacks, insomnia and eating disorders, the Sun reported Wednesday. Alba said she was so miserable and unpopular she left school when she was 12. I stopped going to regular school at seventh grade, she said. I had big dreams. I was focused at a very young age. I hated school. I didn't have any friends. I couldn't wait to leave. -- UPI

Yeah me too. Hated school. Just because Jessica Alba wasn't in it.

Morning Glory Comics

Warning: This comics contain offensive phrases and gestures that will most definately not be agreed by any of you. So if you are offended easily, Do not click on this Link. Now, since i've said this you'll probably be dying to satisfy your burning curiosity, so click on this Link.

And if you found it funny, you are most definately sick and in need of serious professional help.

Say A Little Prayer For Me

I dont normally ask this. I cant think of a time when i unabashedly asked of this. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE PRAY FOR ME! I know this troubled world is frought with problems, war, poverty, famine and the imminent break up of Destinys Child. Many of you might correctly feel that your prayers might be better spent asking for world peace or the chance to get lucky with Angelina Jolie. So at the risk of sounding like a selfish self serving prick, i humbly ask you to allocate a measly few seconds to ask God to shine his divine light on me, just for tomorrow and day after tomorrow.
Now i know you guys are of various different faiths, but as long as you pray to a kind, compassionate God who is doesnt mind that i constantly lie to my parents, tell him i need some help. I am a believer of all faiths. So Tom Cruise, although i think it was tactless of you to crashly promote Scientology, i would be immensely grateful if you could stop making out with Katie Holmes long enough to say a prayer for me. To those of you who are agnostics or atheist, let me tell you there is God. Only God could make a body as hunky as Brad Pitt. So cast away your doubts and start praying, for me.
Tomorrow and Friday are very crucial days for me, make it or break it kinda thing. And because i hv an uncanniness to break it, i do believe i need divine intervention of the massive kind. So to the good kind God and his loyal subjects, please or please dont make me screw it all up. In return i promise not to lie to my parents. Ok, not to lie as much.

Diary of A Sick Mind

Freedom of press is a inspirational idea, the cornerstone of democracy. But what the fuck were the authorities doing letting convicted psycopath blog about his sick mind without even keeping a freaking eye on him?

According to Associated Press, convicted sexual offender Joseph Edward Duncan III spent months blogging about his struggle of right vs. wrong. Then, four days before two Idaho children he is accused of kidnapping disappeared, he wrote: "The demons have taken over."

That was his last entry. Police in North Dakota used that very entry to charge him on 2 kidnappin counts. Its believed that he took 9 year old Dylan Groene and his 8 year old sister Shasta before bludgeoning to death their brother mother and her boyfriend.

Duncans last entry had a whopping 261 comments. Most of it expressed a justifiable anger as to why the the authorities were sitting on their donut laden butts when a sick man said the demons had taken over. In a country that has Megans Law ( all convicted sexual offenders of children must be registered) and the Patriot Act the inadeptness of the authorities is at best disturbing, at worst fatal.

Tom Cruise Kills Oprah

I told you Tom Cruise is one of 'em evil aliens you saw in the war of the worlds. Look what he did to Oprah. (It takes a while to load) Link.

And help these other people in good faith and as fond remembrance of Oprah. It is what Oprah would have done if she knew. If she only knew. Link.

Fingering Ford

Apparently, Harisson Ford points a lot. I have to admit the guy has a point. Get it, 'point'? Link.

War Burns World's Box-Office

All in a day's work. A day, as in 24 hours. It's not even the 4th of July.

Los Angeles, July 1 -- Steven Spielberg's epic War of the Worlds raked in 34.6 million dollars worldwide on its first day on screens, the biggest opening ever for a movie starring Tom Cruise, producers have said. The 135-million-dollar adaptation of H G Wells' 1898 science fiction novel notched up a whopping 21.3 million dollars domestically where it debuted wednesday Paramount Pictures said yesterday. -- Associated Press

Hey, They Do Listen

It seems that the people at Blogger™ grew ears. So now you can finally include photos and images in your posts without any external software (like Hello or Flicker) simply by clicking the new picture icon (as shown in the image) and upload an image from your computer or from the web. The above image was posted through this new feature. Sorry you had to learn how to use the other software, Shankar. Further instructions here.