Safer Cigarettes To Cut Cancer By 90%
Hell, are you fucking kidding me? The first time i read this, I cried. This is like the best news i've heard of this entire year.
November 06, 2005 -- BRITISH American Tobacco (BAT) is to launch a controversial “safer cigarette” designed to cut the risk of smoking-related diseases such as cancer and heart failure by up to 90%.Just want to mention that I, in no way think that smoking is cool. It just looks cool.
The cigarettes use tobacco treated to produce lower levels of cancer-causing chemicals. They also incorporate a new type of filter said to remove more of the remaining toxins.
The company wants to launch the cigarettes in 2006 but has kept the move secret, knowing it would infuriate anti-smoking groups. -- The Sunday Times, Britain
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posted by A.D. at 5:23 PM
6 Comments:
Before you people reach for your machine guns, can i just say for the record that I am only kidding.
'bout the comment, not the news. The news is approximately a hundred percent true.
Cigarattes that cuts the risk of canser ? Thats like saying Viagra that can increase impotency.
Anyone with a glimmer of a sense of reality will know such hyperbole is pure nonsense. The day cigarrates reduce cancer, i will run around naked, pissing on every Tak Nak board in town.
Are you retarded? You're saying our daily's pure nonsense? Introduce yourself to the article would ya (and wtf are you trying to tell us with that viagra story?). And you know what i fear most? The fact that this is true, and with all the images of war, killings and poverty going on in the world right now; the horror of you running around naked is just too soon to bear.
are you a freaking illiterate? Dont you know how to read, CAREFULLY? The dailys did publish that British American Tobacco CLAIMED ( i say that again for emphasis, CLAIMED) to have come up with a cigarrate that can dramatically reduce the risk of cancer. And all the researchers and activits who spent their life studyin and proving the perils of smoking know that its just not possible.
Dont worry, you wont see me running around naked. Coz they will nvr be cigarrates thats not carcinogenic. Over my naked body.
The viagra i just introduced in coz i figure in a few years time, in addition of wasting your money buying liqour and cigarrates, you would also need to buy a whole lot of viagra.
yes,yes, yes, i never said the claims were that cigarrattes cures cancer. Maybe my wording were misleadin ( or maybe ur just not very smart). Anyways when i said the claims were ridiculous i was indeed referrin to the already cancer causing substances.
I dont see y i cant torture u with my naked body since ur naked body is all over the blog, beside ur comments. Im looking at it rite now. Yuck!
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