Thursday, February 16, 2006

Nita Shantelle is No More

Due to overwhelming feelings of distaste and bad blood between her and her wicked, unconsiderate, self possesed counterparts, Nita Shantelle will be taking a sabbatical leave to the Land Where People Are Not Made Fun Of Because Of Their Unflattering Names. Among other notables who are also currently seeking refuge in that place are Horatio, Yjjonne, and Gay Martha Facker.
As indispenseble as she may be, her place will be replaced with much aplomb by Nashenee. Nashenee will never fill Nita Shantelle's shoes, but hopefully she will be treated better by her wicked, inconsiderate, self possessed counterparts.
And Nita Shantelle, we shall sorely miss you.
RIP

7 Comments:

Blogger A.D. said...

I used to know a guy named Nash.

February 17, 2006 2:00 AM  
Blogger Nashenee said...

Its Nashenee, not Nash, or Ash.
Now if you guys are gonna keep making fun of every blogger name i come up with. So here a swell idea, Im open for sugestions. Give me a name and I'll use it.
By the way, i tried the names Hutchimama, Hottie, Babelicious, Bootilicious,and SexyNaughtyHotty but they are all taken. So is the name NamelessLoser. Go figure.

February 17, 2006 1:29 PM  
Blogger Approximus said...

ShitFaceCockMaster?

February 21, 2006 11:34 AM  
Blogger Nashenee said...

nice, now why didnt i think of that? oh, i know. Cuz that name is more suitable for you!

February 21, 2006 6:01 PM  
Blogger Approximus said...

hey no offence. it was only a suggestion! dont get over-reacted!

February 22, 2006 9:18 AM  
Blogger Nashenee said...

yes, im very much offended. to be called ShitFaceCockMaster ,what abhorration!!! How could you???
Im hurt, im upset, im angered.
And most importantly, i need to shopping.

February 23, 2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger Approximus said...

got the name from Eric Cartman. dont blame me, blame him!

February 24, 2006 2:12 PM  

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