the simpsons!

i know this is old news... but i cant help but to post this pic!!!

the sight of him being stolen is so farnie!!!

Asian Balls

Iraq takes on Saudi Arabia today for the coveted AFC cup. Ok, not really coveted. And if we Asians can really be honest to ourselves, we'd admit its the only transnational football cup where Asians stand a chance in hell to win.
At the risk of being branded a racist, we Asians really suck at sports. Dont even let me get started with Malaysians track record of stupefying failures. Most country has a specialty sports. America and their basketball. Europe and Latin America with football and so on. Asians and their watching other nations play for their country on satellite tv. Makes me beam with pride.
OK, maybe im too tough on my fellow Asians. Who am i to judge them? The only reason i didnt fail PE is because my teacher didnt fail me was because she was too nice. And look at Nicole David. And... Well Nicole David is pretty good. Thats that.
As for the AfC, may the best team win. Or should i say the best Asian team. We may not be the best, but its good to know that doesnt keep us from playing.

Lets Talk About Food. Again.

Girls Love To talk About Food. They go on and on and on. A typical conversation with my gal pals goes something like this
Me: Say, check out that dude with the sunglasses. Aint he a looker?
Girl Pal: Yummy, thats he is. But i think i saw him before in Souled Out.
Me:Really? Did he have girls swirming around him?
Girl Pal: Talking about Sold Out, do you know they serve the best Spaghetti Carbonarra there? The Carbonarra is heavenly, its to die for!
Me: Yeah, I heard about it. A girl friend told me about it once.
Girl Pal: But since you're a vegetarian, tough. But Chillies do make vegetarian meals if you ask them. They really Good.
Me: Fascinating. Say can you go for five minutes without bringing up food?
Girl Pal: You're one to talk, you alcoholic .You pissed me off. Now I need my chocolates. Do you know Hersheys has this new chocolate. Its got like this dark exterior with soft, creamy....
Me: Sigh.
I love my girl friends. At least most of them. But i do wish they would consider other topics of conversation every once in awhile. Like politics. Or environment. At this rate i'll even settle for a conversation about smelly warts on their neighbours bottom.

Peter Cullen aka Optimus Prime - Botcon 2004

Must check this out!!!

Transformer Costumes

This is madness!

Beer for AD

Save Our Selves

2 Billion People On 07.07.07

Jennifer Garner + Live Earth

Pierce Brosnan + Live Earth

Naomi Campbell + Live Earth

Ben Affleck + Live Earth

Cameron Diaz + Live Earth

Madonna - Hey You (Official Live Earth Single)

4th of July

Only in America can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Happy 4th of July.

Yippidity Yippiditu

Its finally over.With minimum casualties. After much anxiety attacks, putrid sessions of throwing up and temptations of wanting to fake my own death to avoid it, I finally got the presentation over and done with. Without a severe heart failure, mind you.

Never mind that i managed to make a topic so interesting seem like reading off a telephone book. Never mind that i spoke like a bullet train. Never mind that people didnt understand half of what i said. And never mind that they didnt care to understand.

Right now i feel like i just completed an exam. Of course in all likelihood i failed, but for now im just happy its over. Just wanna go on a roof top and shout till i turn blue.

Julius Not Quite the Conqueror

Presentations were the nail in the coffin for the Roman Empire . Really. My history is a bit sketchy, but from what i can remember this is how the tragedy unfolded: Julius Ceaser had great plans for Rome, a good leader he was. But the people wanted to hear him speak, maybe cuz of lack of satellitle tv at their home.
So present he had to. But he hated talking in front of a huge crowd. And after some time, he coudlnt take it anymore. On one of his speeches, he started peeing in his pants( or robe, or whatever those Roman dudes wear).

So traumatised was he that he declared war on a small nation just so he could be away from Rome and avoid the awful humiliation that was subjected to him. And while he was away, his best firend Mark Anthony slept with Cleopatra, Julius lady.MArk and Cleo was so busy making passionate love they didnt notice Rome going up in a smoke. Meanwhile, Julius, brave as he was, dies from a urinaary tract infection caused by his 'mishaps' during his speeches. And so, the Roman Empire ended in a cacophony of adultery and involuntary urinary discharge.

On Julius's tomb stone (which is yet to be found), it reads "He came, He Presented, He Peed". And that, my friends, is History 101 for you.
I have a major presentation tomorrow. Lets hope history doesnt repeat itself.