Asian Balls

Iraq takes on Saudi Arabia today for the coveted AFC cup. Ok, not really coveted. And if we Asians can really be honest to ourselves, we'd admit its the only transnational football cup where Asians stand a chance in hell to win.
At the risk of being branded a racist, we Asians really suck at sports. Dont even let me get started with Malaysians track record of stupefying failures. Most country has a specialty sports. America and their basketball. Europe and Latin America with football and so on. Asians and their watching other nations play for their country on satellite tv. Makes me beam with pride.
OK, maybe im too tough on my fellow Asians. Who am i to judge them? The only reason i didnt fail PE is because my teacher didnt fail me was because she was too nice. And look at Nicole David. And... Well Nicole David is pretty good. Thats that.
As for the AfC, may the best team win. Or should i say the best Asian team. We may not be the best, but its good to know that doesnt keep us from playing.